cow got ran over-do I need an attorney?

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J Baxter

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I had a cow get run over today by a school bus full of disabled, orphaned, lesbian,black, nun, postal workers killing all inside except for Al Sharpton who was driving. They were on their way to a combination ACLU-PETA rally.

I'm really distraught over it all. I called the suicide hotline and after being put on hold three times the Doctor reviewed my story and gave me a go ahead.

Do y'all recon I need an attorney or a bullet?
 
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You could always tell 'em you're a Democrat. They've got a different set of rules, you see. Get Jesse J to eulogize your cow and a big government program to buy you a bigger, better one. They'll let you off the hook if you're one of 'em. On second thought? Lloyd's right. Take the bullet!
 

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What happened to the cow? Seeing as they were going to a PETA rally that might be the deciding factor.
 

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