Cooking tips - at home
1. Stay out of her way.
2. Eat what she makes and do not complain.
3. Help her bring in the groceries.
4. Buy her a dish washer when the kids move out.
5. Help yourself to anything in the fridge - it is already cooked.
6. Be sure to be close to the table when a meal is served.
7. Open any jars that are sealed too tight for her.
8. Be sure to compliment the cook at least once a week.
While camping - Use the paper and cardboard that the food is wrapped in to start the fire.
Merry Christmas.
Bez+