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<blockquote data-quote="BeefmasterB" data-source="post: 652082" data-attributes="member: 8931"><p>How the world works lately...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">If your neighbor crashes into a tree whiles driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">So, if I die while my old wrinkled fanny is parked in front of this computer, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000FF">I want all of you to blame Bill Gates. </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BeefmasterB, post: 652082, member: 8931"] How the world works lately... [b][color=#0000FF]If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree whiles driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old wrinkled fanny is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates. [/color][/b] [/QUOTE]
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