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<blockquote data-quote="bwranch" data-source="post: 36991" data-attributes="member: 102"><p>A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old</p><p>on. They happen to walk by the condom display, </p><p>and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"</p><p></p><p>The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called</p><p>condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've</p><p>heard of that in health class at school." He looks over </p><p>the display, picks up a package of three condoms </p><p>and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"</p><p></p><p>The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys:</p><p>one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."</p><p></p><p>"Cool!" says the boy</p><p></p><p>He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these</p><p>for?"</p><p></p><p>"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO</p><p>for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."</p><p></p><p>"!WOW!" exclaims the boy.</p><p></p><p>"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack.</p><p></p><p>With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married</p><p>men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bwranch, post: 36991, member: 102"] A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old on. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display, picks up a package of three condoms and asks, "Why are there three in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "!WOW!" exclaims the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........" [/QUOTE]
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