Condoms

[bwranch]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old
on. They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've
heard of that in health class at school." He looks over
the display, picks up a package  of three condoms
and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys:
one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy

He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"!WOW!" exclaims the boy.

"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married
men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

A young guy walks into a drugstore, picks up a pack of condoms, brings it up to the cashier and sets it down. The cashier says ' That will be $5.99 plus tax'.

'Tacks!' the young man says 'I thought they stayed on by themselves'