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Anonymous
A boy went to the country to spend a few days with his grandfather. The first morning when he went to eat breakfast he said, "Granddad, there's grease on my plate." His granddad answered, "That's as good as Cold Water can get it."
The second morning the boy said, "Granddad, there's egg on my fork." His granddad answered, "That's as good as Cold Water can get it." After breakfast the boy got ready to leave. As he stepped out on the porch, a dog came barking at him. The boy called out; "Granddad your dog tried to bite."
His granddad stepped out on the porch and yelled, "Cold Water, you go lay down!"
The second morning the boy said, "Granddad, there's egg on my fork." His granddad answered, "That's as good as Cold Water can get it." After breakfast the boy got ready to leave. As he stepped out on the porch, a dog came barking at him. The boy called out; "Granddad your dog tried to bite."
His granddad stepped out on the porch and yelled, "Cold Water, you go lay down!"
