Cold is a Relative Thing!

[dun]

Wisconsin minnesota, same thing.................


COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows
down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout
before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling
cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't
start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold
enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late

 

[Angus Cowman]

that pretty much sums it up!!!!!!

 

[grand chaser09]

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

they would have died back at 50 above.

 

[MistyMorning]

Wisconsin minnesota, same thing.................

Good God man! Yer lumping us Minnesoooootans(I noticed you failed to capitalize MN :roll: ) with those cheese heads! Ya trying to start something on here or get this thread locked down? :shock:

 

[chrisy]

Washington runs out of hot air...is that at all possible. with all the methane coming out of the big house, especially if one of the Brits, MP's are over. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[john250]

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

My in-laws were pretty cold. :lol:

 

[Toby L.]

I was running around doing stuff outside yesterday with my baseball cap and light gloves on, and a jacket of course. I thought it was warm out till I got in my truck and looked at the thermometer, 2 above Talk about getting used to the cold, just cause it's sunny out, makes ya think it's nice.

 

[CKC1586]

I was running around doing stuff outside yesterday with my baseball cap and light gloves on, and a jacket of course. I thought it was warm out till I got in my truck and looked at the thermometer, 2 above Talk about getting used to the cold, just cause it's sunny out, makes ya think it's nice.

Yup! The sun sure does a person good!

 

[Calman]

At just 2 degrees it would take a lot more than sunshine to feel good to me.

Cal

 

[Lammie]

I think my body shuts down at about twenty. After that, I hibernate.

 

[CKC1586]

At just 2 degrees it would take a lot more than sunshine to feel good to me.

Cal

:lol: Not if you don't get to see that sun shine for a while!

 

[redcowsrule33]

Wisconsin minnesota, same thing.................

Good God man! Yer lumping us Minnesoooootans(I noticed you failed to capitalize MN :roll: ) with those cheese heads! Ya trying to start something on here or get this thread locked down? :shock:

Gee, I though comparing a mud duck to a Wisconsinite was a compliment. To the mud duck. ;-)

 

[Calman]

At just 2 degrees it would take a lot more than sunshine to feel good to me.

Cal

:lol: Not if you don't get to see that sun shine for a while!

Guess you are right CKC.
My daughters live up in the north western part of Ohio and they are not having good weather at all.

Cal

 

[CKC1586]

At just 2 degrees it would take a lot more than sunshine to feel good to me.

Cal

:lol: Not if you don't get to see that sun shine for a while!

Guess you are right CKC.
My daughters live up in the north western part of Ohio and they are not having good weather at all.

Cal

Colder than a well diggers butt today but the sun was shining, it does make it easier to take. Supposed to warm up for a few days starting Friday, we will see.... So the ground hog says six more weeks, right? Well, I will be pleased as punch if spring is here in six weeks...

 

[LoveMoo11]

I've heard that only it was Maine instead of Wisconsin

 

[angie1]

I was just saying the other day that I have no idea what its like to buy a pair of jeans without considering if I can get either 2 pair of long underware on under them or a pair of sweats, and most tennies and boots have to make room for 2 pair of socks or one pair wool socks.

It got up to 38 or 35 last weekend. I drove around with the drivers side window down for me, and the passenger side for my dog. Talk about a heat wave! :nod:

 

[Jogeephus]

We got some of ya'lls cold weather here. Its been in the twenties at night. Winds up to 30 mph. I've spent the last two days burning some woods off. You would think that you'd be warm by the fire but I'm still cold. Freezing actually. I don't like it and can't see how ya'll take it.

 

[john250]

Zero here this morning, and I forgot to hook up the battery charger last night. Gonna be just a little late feeding.

 

[blkbuckaroo]

Southern californians fly to mexico at about + 45-50,us northeners stay put.About 18 degrees now.

 

[chrisy]

can't understand our weather we just had an electrical storm with snow :? :???: never seen this before....has anyone on here?????