redneckcowgirlmn
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> A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of
> the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
> him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>
>
>
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
> earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
> your clock move."
>
>
>
> "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
>
>
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The
> hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
> a lie."
>
>
>
> "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that
> one?"
>
>
>
> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham
> told only two lies in his entire life."
>
>
>
> "Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.
>
>
>
> "Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
> a ceiling fan."
> the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
> him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>
>
>
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
> earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
> your clock move."
>
>
>
> "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
>
>
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The
> hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
> a lie."
>
>
>
> "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that
> one?"
>
>
>
> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham
> told only two lies in his entire life."
>
>
>
> "Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.
>
>
>
> "Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
> a ceiling fan."
