chew sale?

[ollie]

No kidding. I stopped to get gas tonight and while stubbing my check the next man in line who's head actually looked like a walnut on top of his slouching shoulders, saunterd up behind me , peeked out from under his shapeless colorless ball cap and asked the cashier " what kind of chew ya' g-g-g-ot on sale?" nodding toward the tobacco display. You just got to love it.

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

No kidding. I stopped to get gas tonight and while stubbing my check the next man in line who's head actually looked like a walnut on top of his slouching shoulders, saunterd up behind me , peeked out from under his shapeless colorless ball cap and asked the cashier " what kind of chew ya' g-g-g-ot on sale?" nodding toward the tobacco display. You just got to love it.

Ya sure that wasn't Me Me Mel Tillis? :lol:

 

[txag]

how many teeth did he have?

 

[ollie]

so the cashier shrugged his shoulders and said "I don't know,... wolf?(which is a brand of snuff)
Me not knowing my tobacco I asked the guy why do they call you wolf.
He calmly said I d-d-don't know . Who called my that?

 

[MULDOON]

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!

I went with a friend one time , to pick up a Outboard motor , that had been repaired , When my friend Charlie , asked the older gentleman how much he owed him?

The old man replied fif... fif...fif... fif...
finally he stopped , gathered himself , and said" half a hundred"

 

[ollie]

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!

I went with a friend one time , to pick up a Outboard motor , that had been repaired , When my friend Charlie , asked the older gentleman how much he owed him?

The old man replied fif... fif...fif... fif...
finally he stopped , gathered himself , and said" half a hundred"

More than one way to skin a cat.