MULDOON
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To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are
bred
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.
I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my
kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that
girl,
she's been 7 since 1993...
Iwent bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program.
My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking
chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
:lol:
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are
bred
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.
I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my
kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that
girl,
she's been 7 since 1993...
Iwent bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program.
My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking
chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
:lol:
