Chain letter E-mails

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Jun 16, 2004
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To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.

I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.

I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.

I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.

I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that
she's been 7 since 1993...

Iwent bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program.

My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.

But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking
chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

Muldoon, you must have forgotten to reply to that email about the multimillion dollar bank account left in your name over in Africa.
That is the one that would have made you rich :)

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