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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymous" data-source="post: 41100"><p>A follow up for Dun's rambling verse.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I ordered a burger without any fries,</p><p>Which put me to sleep and really opened my eyes,</p><p>I talked to my doctor who wasn't there,</p><p>Who left me standing in my underwear,</p><p>In a parking lot outside a bar,</p><p>And, oddly, I couldn't find my car.</p><p>So I chased a purple goose until,</p><p>I took a codfish from his bill,</p><p>Which I used to buy a big red hat</p><p>that a cow sat on and crushed it flat.</p><p>Then the wind grabbed it and as it flew,</p><p>I saw it turn from red to blue.</p><p>And as I lost it in the cloud,</p><p>I was standing in a field well plowed.</p><p>The plow was drawn by a sheep and cat,</p><p>And a little pig that was way too fat.</p><p>Again I saw the hat crushing cow,</p><p>And then it was me that was pulling the plow.</p><p>I pulled it across a barren land,</p><p>Then I stopped and showered with the sand.</p><p>Then the sun turned bright red,</p><p>And I woke up and was in my bed.</p><p>And I would of never thought that I was there,</p><p>Except for the sand in my underwear.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 41100"] A follow up for Dun's rambling verse. I ordered a burger without any fries, Which put me to sleep and really opened my eyes, I talked to my doctor who wasn't there, Who left me standing in my underwear, In a parking lot outside a bar, And, oddly, I couldn't find my car. So I chased a purple goose until, I took a codfish from his bill, Which I used to buy a big red hat that a cow sat on and crushed it flat. Then the wind grabbed it and as it flew, I saw it turn from red to blue. And as I lost it in the cloud, I was standing in a field well plowed. The plow was drawn by a sheep and cat, And a little pig that was way too fat. Again I saw the hat crushing cow, And then it was me that was pulling the plow. I pulled it across a barren land, Then I stopped and showered with the sand. Then the sun turned bright red, And I woke up and was in my bed. And I would of never thought that I was there, Except for the sand in my underwear. [/QUOTE]
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