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Campaign '04


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Jan 22, 2004
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East Central MO
During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic
presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every
Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused
repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the
Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES for every Indian
issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a
bird so full of s*** it can't fly. ;-)