I honestly don't care if they jerk em down give em a wedgie and a red belly and eat them alive. But let's argue with some honesty
2 californians and an okie ar caught on safari by a locally known heinous tribe of cannibalistic misfits.
The tribal leader (chief if u will) says they are all gonna die. They are gonna kill em, eat em, feed their bones to the dogs, and build a canoe outta their skin!
But! Says the chief. I am not without heart. U may have one reasonable wish before you die.
The first Californian wants a grand meal.
Caviar, fresh seafood, fine wine etc. The tribes chef prepares the meal and the Californian slowly relishes every bite. Then they kill him. Eat him. Feed his bones to the dogs and build a canoe out of his skin.
The second Californian wants somethin more personal. He's been eyeing that pretty lil tribesgal over there and makes it known that's what he wants. They oblige.
2 minutes later they kill him. Eat him. Feed his bones to the dogs and build a canoe outta his skin.
Now the ol dumb okie has watched all this and he thinks for a minute.
A fork!
All I want is a fork.
The chief says, what the heck? A fork?
Did you not see what we provided for your friends before they died?
They okie says o yeah. But I want a fork.
They get him a fork and goes to stabbing himself all over! Top to bottom. As far as he can reach everywhere!
The chief says Really??? Why the heck you doing that?
Okie looks up, covered in blood, with the biggest grin you can ever imagine.
You may kill me. Eat me. Feed my bones to the dogs, BUT BY GAWD IM GONNA #$%& UP YOUR CANOE!!