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MULDOON

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Cajun Airways...
>
> Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux was
> flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo
> equipment an stuff.
>
> Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around an
> Boudreaux got knock unconscience. Then da plane started
> driftin. Pierre him come run up to da front an Boudreaux was
> sprawl out over da steerin wheel.
>
> Well, Pierre don't know notin bout flyin an he start to get
> panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is
> Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscence an I
> don know nutin about flyin dis plane!"
>
> "Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry
> about nutin. We gonna splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by
> step, ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave arything ta us. Fus, how high
> are you an whas you position?"
>
> Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm
> all da way to da front of da plane."
>
> "No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude an where's
> you location?"
>
> Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from
> Thibodeaux!"
>
> "No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know
> how many feet you got off da ground an how you plane's in
> relation to da > airport!"
>
> Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin
> Boudreaux'san mine, we got four feet off da ground an I don
> believe dis plane's related to you airport!"
>
> A long pause --- the silence was deafenin. "We needs to know
> who you next of kin is and where to send da flowers"
>
>
 

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An engineer from Qantas was telling me he will not fly Air New Guinea after discovering how they select their crews.He reckons they venture into the jungle and shake the trees,the blokes that fall out are hired as ground crew and the blokes that can hang on are the pilots. :D
 

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