SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE
Well-known member
GEORGE BUSH AND JOHN KERRY SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE SAME BARBER SHOP.
>
> AS THEY SAT THERE BOTH BEING WORKED ON BY A DIFFERENT BARBER NOT A WORD
> WAS SPOKEN.
>
> BOTH BARBERS WERE AFRAID TO START A CONVERSATION FOR FEAR IT WOULD TURN
> INTO POLITICS.
>
> AS THEY BOTH FINISHED GETTING SHAVED THE ONE DOING KERRY REACHED FOR THE
> AFTER SHAVE.
>
> KERRY WAS QUICK TO STOP HIM SAYING "NO THANKS, MY WIFE TERRESA WILL SMELL
> THAT AND THINK
>
> I'VE BEEN IN A WHORE HOUSE."
>
> THE SECOND BARBER TURNED AND SAID TO BUSH, "HOW ABOUT YOU?"
>
> BUSH SAID, "GO AHEAD MY WIFE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE INSIDE OF A WHORE HOUSE
> SMELLS LIKE." :cboy: :cboy: :lol:
>
> AS THEY SAT THERE BOTH BEING WORKED ON BY A DIFFERENT BARBER NOT A WORD
> WAS SPOKEN.
>
> BOTH BARBERS WERE AFRAID TO START A CONVERSATION FOR FEAR IT WOULD TURN
> INTO POLITICS.
>
> AS THEY BOTH FINISHED GETTING SHAVED THE ONE DOING KERRY REACHED FOR THE
> AFTER SHAVE.
>
> KERRY WAS QUICK TO STOP HIM SAYING "NO THANKS, MY WIFE TERRESA WILL SMELL
> THAT AND THINK
>
> I'VE BEEN IN A WHORE HOUSE."
>
> THE SECOND BARBER TURNED AND SAID TO BUSH, "HOW ABOUT YOU?"
>
> BUSH SAID, "GO AHEAD MY WIFE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE INSIDE OF A WHORE HOUSE
> SMELLS LIKE." :cboy: :cboy: :lol:
