Bush and Osama

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Feb 21, 2004
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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
> They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
> They would have 5 years to breed
> the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be
> entitled to dominate the world.
> Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
> the world and bred them with the meanest
> Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from
> the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5
> years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
> Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near
> it.
> When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed with a strange looking
> animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
> because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
> the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
> out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
> snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund but
> when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and
> consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
> There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking
> his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened.
> We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and
> Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian
> wolves."
> "That's nothing, said Bush." We had Michael Jackson's Plastic surgeons
> working for 5 years to make that Alligator look like a wiener dog."
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