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icandoit

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"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
 
If they take away our guns, how are supposed to shoot the liberals? I don;t have it on the truck, just hanging on the gun safe.

The one I had on the truck for 8 years was, "If Clinton is the answer it must have been a awfully stupid question"

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"My hunting dog is smarter than you honor student"

"Proud member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"

"Wanna know what cause the Stock Market Crash of 1929?
George W. Bush, if you ask a liberal"

Ill post more when I have more time. Im loaded with these things.
 
Sign: "No Tresspassing...I don't Dial 911" (below picture of a six gun pointed at you"

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Save A Bovine...Eat A Vegetarian
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Vegetarians...The Other White Meat
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I'M Deaf And Armed...Approach Me Slowly
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My Truck Is Bigger Than Your Car...Don't Tailgate
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My Dog Can Make It To The Fence In 3 Seconds...Can You?
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2500 Pound Bull On Board...Don't Touch My Truck
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No Baby On Board...Just A Rottweiller
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Your Kid Is An Honor Student...So What!
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Protected By Smith & Wesson...The Great Equalizer
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My Bullet Goes Further Than Your Knife...Understand?
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So You've Got An Expensive Car...Should I Be Impressed?
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Turn Your Radio Down...Before My Killer Bees Escape
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i actual have the one that says..."Look out for falling truck parts."

Used to also have......"If ya can't feed em, don't breed em"..but it offended several folks, mainly the ones that were doin the breedin whilst on the dole......and my very liberal wife also took offence...so needless to say......it no longer adorns any bumpers here. :cboy:
 
I find that I am always getting the finger due to my bumper sticker.

"Welcome to America, now speak English"

I also have seen one that said "Baghdad Spring Break 2003" and had a picture of a nuke going off with some guys in radiation suits.

Then there is that guy running for Sheriff, who has stickers all over his truck saying "Nuke Mecca". Mecca is supposed to be the birthplace of Islam, so its the Islamic holy city.
 
On the trailer..."Cattle Don't tailgate"....always like to see the folks get close to read the sticker...and back off quickly when the cows let them know why...
 
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Now those are good. :lol:
 
And let's not forget -

"Save the South. Teach a Yankee to drive."

"I don't care how they do it up north."

"Snowbird hunter on board."

"Put your heart in Dixie or get your be nice out."
 
Running Arrow Bill":1aeggyfy said:
Sign I saw in Colorado years ago:

"Hunting Season Now Open...Keep Your Cattle Penned Up!"

Seems that there is almost always a jersey or two lost during deer season.
 
This one is a good one for everyone on this board:

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I may not be very smart, but I can lift very heavy things.

Of course I'm out of my mind - it's dark and lonely in there.
 
"Jesus loves you, but everyboy else thinks your an @$$hole"

"My wife gives me 100% sound advice,
99% sound 1% advice"
 

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