Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

[Rustler9]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.



Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



The proctologist called
...they found your head..



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.



Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.



I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.



WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..



Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"




Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.



If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.



Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!


Welcome to America
...now speak English

 

[warpaint]

:shock: :lol:

Encore!!

 

[flaboy+]

Save the south, teach a yankee to drive.

We don't care how they do it up north.

 

[warpaint]

flaboy+ is correct!!
You get a attaboy for that one. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

"If I had known all this, I'd of picked my own Cotton"

 

[RAWCJW]

 

[TxCoUnTrYbOy]

Here is a couple political ones Ive seen.

Vote Democrat, it's easier than thinking

Flush the Johns in 04

Annoy a liberal....work hard and be happy

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

For Sale - French Army Rifle. Clean; never fired. Dropped once.

Ted Kennedy's Car has Killed More People than my Gun

Hey Dumb Ass it's lack of parenting not guns!

I never saw an american flag burned at a gun show

Keep Working, Millions on Welfare Depend on You!



Thats it for now, just a few good ones that I like.

 

[Ryan]

THose are all good. Many are funny AND true.

 

[Medic24]

If you can't feed em, don't breed em.

Who said I have to like you?

Don't confuse my meakness for weekness.

Do I really care?

Iraq,..........nuke it, drill it, pump it dry.

Monica Lewinski for President?

I simply don't know.

I simply don't care.

Have you hugged your Vet today?

Have you hugged your best cow today?

Have you hugged a farmer today?

Did you eat today? Thank a farmer.

I raised the steak you eat.....Good aint it?

Bless the food you eat, Bless the farmer that grew it for you.

Won't to know where your food comes from? ASK ME!

I love horses..........I like em even better with A1 sauce.

Sue a farmer for making you obese!

 

[Medic24]

If you can't feed em, don't breed em.

Who said I have to like you?

Don't confuse my meakness for weekness.

Do I really care?

Iraq,..........nuke it, drill it, pump it dry.

Monica Lewinski for President?

I simply don't know.

I simply don't care.

Have you hugged your Vet today?

Have you hugged your best cow today?

Have you hugged a farmer today?

Did you eat today? Thank a farmer.

I raised the steak you eat.....Good aint it?

Bless the food you eat, Bless the farmer that grew it for you.

Want to know where your food comes from? ASK ME!

I love horses..........I like em even better with A1 sauce.

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[MoGal]

> > (1) God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

> > (2) Dear God, I have a problem--it's me.

> > (3) Growing old is inevitable; growing UP is optional.

> > (4)There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

> > (5) Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.

> > (6) Do the math.... count Your blessings.

> > (7) Faith is the ability not to panic.

> > (8) Laugh every day; it's like inner jogging.

(9) If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray,don't worry.

(10) As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home
everyday.

(11) Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of
shape.

(12) The most important things in your home are the people.

(13) When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.

(14) A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.

(15) He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

(16) We do not remember days but moments. Life is moving too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.

(17) Nothing is real to you until you experience it; otherwise, it's just hearsay.

(18) It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now
and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

(19) Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. Learn from the turtle: it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.

(20) Life is uncertain--eat dessert first.

(21) Be more concerned with your character than your
reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

 

[RebelCritter]

Those are all very good! Very creative you guys!!!

 

[aplusmnt]

If Islam is a religion of peace then, Sticks of Dynamite are only Candles

 

[RebelCritter]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

my personal favorite!

 

[flaboy+]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

my personal favorite!

I like seeing trucks that have the "redneck girl" sticker on them. ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

my personal favorite!

I like seeing trucks that have the "redneck girl" sticker on them. ;-)

There's no better sight than a Redneck Girl, as long as she has a smile that includes TEETH!

 

[flaboy+]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

my personal favorite!

I like seeing trucks that have the "redneck girl" sticker on them. ;-)

There's no better sight than a Redneck Girl, as long as she has a smile that includes TEETH!

Teeth are a personal preference and not the first thing I notice. ;-)

 

[BudE]

Painted on the back of a stock trailer.
"If your close enough to read this, your close enough for that cute little cow to crap on your windshield, BACK OFF"

 

[MikeC]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

my personal favorite!

I like seeing trucks that have the "redneck girl" sticker on them. ;-)

There's no better sight than a Redneck Girl, as long as she has a smile that includes TEETH!

Bumper Sticker:

"Take your teeth out Sweetheart, cause the talkin's OVER"

 

[flaboy+]

Painted on the back of a stock trailer.
"If your close enough to read this, your close enough for that cute little cow to crap on your windshield, BACK OFF"

Cute, I guess I am high jacking again. I was taking a load of calves to market last year and I have to drive on two lane roads to get there. It's probably about 50 miles across this one section and every one is in a big hurry on it. I notice out my side view mirror a new Lexus right on my hind end. I'm thinking not a good move on his part. I had no sooner thought it and I see this big spray come out of the back of the trailer and he hits the brakes and turns on his windshield wipers. I laughed for a hour. I guess he thought because he couldn't see anything in the trailer he was safe. I use an old Bison gooseneck horse trailer to haul cattle in and it has solid sides above cattle backs. :lol: