Bubba.....

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Rustler9

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Ok-here's another Bubba joke-not meant to offend anyone whose mama, papa, brother, sister or any other relative named Bubba ;-)

Down In Awwburrn, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies
fer causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants
fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all
them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he
gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"
 
Yep. That's Bubba. Always figuring an angle. :lol:

Them folks up north may not catch on to the Awwburn thing though.

Good joke.
 
Of course not, he just couldnt belive Bubbas story. There aint no ugly women in Bama.
 

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