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<blockquote data-quote="MULDOON" data-source="post: 33051" data-attributes="member: 445"><p>>British Hospitality </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and </p><p>> explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and </p><p>> occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, </p><p>> chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. </p><p>> </p><p>> After a while, he finds himself in a very high class </p><p>> neighborhood. Big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no </p><p>> restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. </p><p>> </p><p>> He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He </p><p>> finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent </p><p>> buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. </p><p>> </p><p>> As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London </p><p>> Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you </p><p>> know." </p><p>> </p><p>> "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, </p><p>> really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." </p><p>> </p><p>> "Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me". He leads him to a </p><p>> back "delivery alley," then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. </p><p>> </p><p>> "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away, anywhere you want." </p><p>> </p><p>> The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden </p><p>> he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, </p><p>> sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect </p><p>> bloom. </p><p>> </p><p>> Since he has the cop's blessing, he zips down and unburdens </p><p>> himself and is greatly relieved. </p><p>> </p><p>> As he goes back thru the gate, he says to the Bobbie "That was </p><p>> really decent of you ... is that 'British Hospitality ?" </p><p>> </p><p>> "No," replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face, </p><p>> "that is the French Embassy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MULDOON, post: 33051, member: 445"] >British Hospitality > > > > An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and > explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and > occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, > chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. > > After a while, he finds himself in a very high class > neighborhood. Big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no > restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. > > He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He > finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent > buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. > > As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London > Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you > know." > > "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, > really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." > > "Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me". He leads him to a > back "delivery alley," then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. > > "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away, anywhere you want." > > The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden > he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, > sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect > bloom. > > Since he has the cop's blessing, he zips down and unburdens > himself and is greatly relieved. > > As he goes back thru the gate, he says to the Bobbie "That was > really decent of you ... is that 'British Hospitality ?" > > "No," replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face, > "that is the French Embassy. [/QUOTE]
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