Cattle Rack Rancher
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So, I heard an interesting story this morning. My assistant and her husband were sound asleep last night when she awoke to a sound of thrashing coming from the basement. At first she thought a goose or something had crashed through her basement window. She got out of bed, and was peering through the darkness into the basement and she could see whatever it was, was big. So she called her husband, who is a pretty big guy. Well over six feet. When they went downstairs, they found a native...aboriginal,...First Nations person...whatever the P.C. term for that is these days. He was wedged head first through their basement window and got caught between the bottom of the window and their security bars. I guess he first tried the dead bolted front door and damaged that. Then he tried pulling the screen out of the kitchen window, but it was too high and then this rocket scientist figured he'd try the basement window. Anyway, in his struggles, apparently he did a fair bit of damage. Pushed over a book shelf and stuck one hand right through the back of a wicker chair. I guess my assistant's husband took great pleasure in jamming the security bars into the guy's back every time he started protesting his innocence. I'm pretty sure I would have done him one better, if I were in his shoes. My assistant was absolutely kicking herself for not getting a picture of the Indian they caught in their Indian trap. Even when the police showed up, he kept saying ' I wasn't f***ing doin' anything' and then he started threatening to report them for police brutality. I'm pretty sure that if it wasn't for these guys, we wouldn't have need of a court news section in the newspaper. So, I guess they are contributing something after all. I'm sure he'll be back on the street in a couple of days. :roll: