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A group of blondes in a math class at Texas A&M University were given the
assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the
flagpole with ladders and tape measures, but they fell off the ladders, dropped the
tape measures and pencils ... the whole thing was just a mess.

An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He
walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it
from end to end and then gives the measurement to one of the blondes, puts the
flag pole back in the ground and walks away.

After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed,
"Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives
us the length."
 
> Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
> >department. One would dig a hole and the other would
> >follow behind her and fill the hole in.
> >
> >They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
> >then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
> >without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl
> >filling it in again.
> >
> >An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't under-
> >stand what they were doing.
> >
> >So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you
> >two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do
> >you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and
> >fill it up again?"
> >
> >The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose
> >it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person
> >team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
> >
> >
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Crowderfarms":17sjcmqa said:
> Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
> >department. One would dig a hole and the other would
> >follow behind her and fill the hole in.
> >
> >They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
> >then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
> >without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl
> >filling it in again.
> >
> >An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't under-
> >stand what they were doing.
> >
> >So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you
> >two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do
> >you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and
> >fill it up again?"
> >
> >The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose
> >it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person
> >team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
;-) :shock: :lol2: :lol2: :clap: :clap: :cboy:
 

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