Blonde Jokes

[MULDOON]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....





Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

 

[MULDOON]

A blonde calls her boyfriend , And asks him to please come over, to help her with a puzzle.
The boyfriend asks " what is the puzzle of?"
The blonde answers "I'm not sure , I think it's a Tiger , because there is a tiger on the box , But I havn't been able to get evan one piece together!"
The boyfriend drives over walks into the apartment, and stares at his girlfriend who is staring at her "puzzle".
He finally walks over and starts scooping all of the cornflakes back into the" Tony the tiger corn flakes box"!!