Blonde Joke

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Feb 24, 2004
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A group of blondes in a class at Texas A&M University were given the
assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. They went out to the
flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they fell off the ladders,
dropped the tape measures and pencils.

The whole thing was just a mess.

An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He
walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it
from end to end, and then gives the measurement to one of the blondes and
walks away.

After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed: "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"
More Blond jokes.All of you who are blonde, nothing personal!!

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear,"

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it, I can explain..........!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of USA state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A
friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh Ok, that's easy: W."

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally replied, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware river."

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
in a state of being ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!"


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