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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymous" data-source="post: 32367"><p>BLIND PILOTS </p><p></p><p>>Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to </p><p></p><p>>leave. </p><p></p><p>>They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them </p><p></p><p>>that </p><p></p><p>>the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off. The entrance </p><p></p><p>>opens, and two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle. Both </p><p></p><p>>are </p><p></p><p>>wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is </p><p></p><p>>tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. </p><p></p><p>> </p><p></p><p>>Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin but the men enter the </p><p></p><p>>cockpit, </p><p></p><p>>the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing </p><p></p><p>>nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little </p><p></p><p>>practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster </p><p></p><p>>down </p><p></p><p>>the runway, and the people at the windows realise that they're headed </p><p></p><p>>straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it </p><p></p><p>>begins to </p><p></p><p>>look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams </p><p></p><p>>fill </p><p></p><p>>the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The </p><p></p><p>>passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat </p><p></p><p>>into </p><p></p><p>>their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good </p><p></p><p>>hands. </p><p></p><p>> </p><p></p><p>>In the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, </p><p></p><p>>Bob, </p><p></p><p>>one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna </p><p></p><p>>die."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 32367"] BLIND PILOTS >Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to >leave. >They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them >that >the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off. The entrance >opens, and two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle. Both >are >wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is >tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. > >Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin but the men enter the >cockpit, >the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing >nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little >practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster >down >the runway, and the people at the windows realise that they're headed >straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it >begins to >look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams >fill >the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The >passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat >into >their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good >hands. > >In the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, >Bob, >one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna >die." [/QUOTE]
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