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Rustler9

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Explaining the birds and the bees in the 21st century ........

The little boy asked his father - Daddy, how was I born?

Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

So here goes.

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male!
 
Sad ain't it. I know the internet can be a weath of knowledge but I for one think it's used too much. Just old fashioned I guess,


but then again if it wasn't for internet I wouldn't be tellin' ya this. :lol: :lol:
 

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