Bill and Stella

Arnold Ziffle

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Bill and Stella, an elderly man and wife, were about to retire for the evening. Stella undressed and stood in front of a full-length mirror, taking time to assess the ravages of time. Sadly, she lamented: "Good grief!! My hair is all gray and dry, I have terrible bags under my eyes, my skin is all wrinkled, I have a pot belly, my boobs sag to just above my waist, my butt and thighs are huge, flabby and look like cottage cheese, I have terrible varicose veins. What an absolute horror I am to look it. Please dear, can you give me a positive comment or tell me something about me that you find nice and pleasing --- it would really brighten my outlook and make life more bearable". Bill thought for a moment and then softly said "well, there's not a darn thing wrong with your eyesight".


Funeral services for Bill are pending at St. Martins church.
 

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