Best Canjun Pickup Line

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A Real Louisiana Canjun walks into a Texas bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Texas Cowgirl wearing skin- tight jeans. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The Cowgirl notice's he is from Louisiana by his LSU ball cap and asks, is your little swamp girl running late?

Oh no, he replies, i just got me dis state of the art watch and was testing it.

The intrigued Cowgirl Say's A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?

The Canjun explains, Dey tell me it use a Alpha Wave to talk to me, how dey say that? "Telepathically"

The Texas lady says, Oh yeah, whats it telling you now?

Well , it say you ain't wearing no panties.

The Cowgirl giggles and replies, well it must be broken ....you cute little Coon-Ass because i am wearing panties.

The Canjun smiles, taps his watch and says... Dang, dis ting's running an hour fass. :lol: :lol:
 
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