jfont
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A man goes into a bar, and after a couple of beers he noticed a jar full of money on the shelf above the bar. He ask the bartender what it was about. The bartender told him the money was sort of a contest. Well, how do I win asked the man? First you pay fifty dollars to enter, down this fifth of whiskey, take this pair of pliers out back, theres a pit bull with a bad tooth, pull the tooth, come back in here and go upstairs with big Birtha (the overweight barmaid with alot of milage on her) and satisfy her three times. The money is yours.
The man said I'll give it a shot for a jar full of fiftys.
He opened the whiskey and started drinking. People were cheering him on. He was red in the face, but managed to finish the bottle. The bartender gave him the pliers, pushed him outside and said, "go get that dog", and closed the door.
They could hear the dog growling, the guy screaming, bodies hitting against the back wall, then the dog yelping.
The man opened the back door, shirt ripped to shreds, blood all over him, gasping for air, and he said, "now, where's that bi%%ch with the bad tooth?"
The man said I'll give it a shot for a jar full of fiftys.
He opened the whiskey and started drinking. People were cheering him on. He was red in the face, but managed to finish the bottle. The bartender gave him the pliers, pushed him outside and said, "go get that dog", and closed the door.
They could hear the dog growling, the guy screaming, bodies hitting against the back wall, then the dog yelping.
The man opened the back door, shirt ripped to shreds, blood all over him, gasping for air, and he said, "now, where's that bi%%ch with the bad tooth?"
