Artificial Insemination

[icandoit]

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.
One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says
to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to
impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the
two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show
him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"


So the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the
artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front
door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the
nail, she tells him, "This is the one. This one right here."


Terribly impressed by what he had thought just might be another
dizzy blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"


"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.


Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"


"I guess it's to hang your pants on." she tells him as she walks away.

 

[CKC1586]

oh my gosh that is hysterical!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of a funny thing that happened many years ago when we had asked the vet to come out and preg check my mare. There were two recent grads from MSU vet school that took over the practice of our vet of many years. We were gone when one of them came and he left a note in the barn stating that he didn't know which one we wanted checked. My Dad never let this young vet forget this cuz there was two geldings and a mare in the barn!!

 

[ranchwife]

oh my gosh that is hysterical!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of a funny thing that happened many years ago when we had asked the vet to come out and preg check my mare. There were two recent grads from MSU vet school that took over the practice of our vet of many years. We were gone when one of them came and he left a note in the barn stating that he didn't know which one we wanted checked. My Dad never let this young vet forget this cuz there was two geldings and a mare in the barn!!

Oh MYYYYYY! bet he never lived that down!!

 

[CKC1586]

You are right about that. My Dad teased him unmercifully for the rest of the time Dad farmed. Dad had to call up our retired vet and tell him the story too. He was a pretty good sport. Guess he was in a big rush and just stuck his head in the barn and saw three horses and didn't bother to look at their plumbing!