Calman
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A first-grade teacher,Ms Brooks,was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Harry whats your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm to smart for the first grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms Brooks had hade enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office,she explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Her he would give the boy a test.If he failed to answer any of his quesyions he was to go back and behave, She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions was exp;ained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:'What is 3x3?'
Harry: '9.'
Principal: 'What is 6x6?'
Harry: "36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and tells her 'I think I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'.
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask a few questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I only have two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'Whats in your pants that you have and I don't have?'
Harry: 'Pockets.'
Ms Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
Ms Brooks: 'What starts with a C, ends with a T and is hairy and oval shaped?'
Harry: 'A coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms Brooks: 'What does a man do standing, a woman does setting and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms Brooks: 'What word starts with an F and ends with a K that means a lot of heat and excietment?'.
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher' 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.......
Cal
The teacher asked, 'Harry whats your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm to smart for the first grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms Brooks had hade enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office,she explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Her he would give the boy a test.If he failed to answer any of his quesyions he was to go back and behave, She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions was exp;ained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:'What is 3x3?'
Harry: '9.'
Principal: 'What is 6x6?'
Harry: "36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and tells her 'I think I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'.
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask a few questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I only have two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'Whats in your pants that you have and I don't have?'
Harry: 'Pockets.'
Ms Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
Ms Brooks: 'What starts with a C, ends with a T and is hairy and oval shaped?'
Harry: 'A coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms Brooks: 'What does a man do standing, a woman does setting and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms Brooks: 'What word starts with an F and ends with a K that means a lot of heat and excietment?'.
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher' 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.......
Cal
