farm princess
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If all else fails and you have to stay there, you could always take them to the mall and look for women together!!
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Anyone Got Any Extra Room for Uncle Crowder?
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farm princess":1a0qtqrf said:
Good one!
In answer to the original question about extra room for Uncle Crowder...Nope, not now...not ever. Aunt Alice doesn't live here anymore. I've done all I can...you're on your own. It's called tough love...woops! I'm gonna pay for that one...
Alice
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Crowderfarms
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Alice":3em4g5rb said:
Aunt Alice,
You always tought me and my older brother Paint that "tough love" involved, Leather, Whips, Chains and spankings. Did I miss sumpin' in your teachin' method?
Wait until everyone is all comfortable and sitting around enjoying themselves just turn to one of them and ask "Do y'all take turns being the man when ........." If that doesn't work come on up to Ky and we'll put you in with the grandsons.
spoon":2tk419et said:
Give them a dollar and ask them to kiss right off the bat. Then take a pull from your beer and stare at them. That could go either way wich could be a good thing, either way. :lol:
Walt
On a more serious note I wonder how a kid handles his mother having a girl friend. Being a kid in a normal family seems tough enough.
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Crowderfarms
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What baffles me is my SIL is a Blonde bombshell. I'm trying to find out what made her swing the gate the other way.The troglodyte other half is a dump truck driver and looks like "too much of one and not enough of another"
P.S. Wife says if I was to leave her stuck with all them here, she'd have to shoot me. :lol:
P.S. Wife says if I was to leave her stuck with all them here, she'd have to shoot me. :lol:
Crowder,
I'm sure you have read the bit about the cowboy that encounters the lesbian at the bar and after a long discussion with her and how all she thinks about is wemmin. He realizes all he thinks about is wemmin, so he must be a lesbian also.
Might need to rethink your position on the whole thing!! :lol:
I'm sure you have read the bit about the cowboy that encounters the lesbian at the bar and after a long discussion with her and how all she thinks about is wemmin. He realizes all he thinks about is wemmin, so he must be a lesbian also.
Might need to rethink your position on the whole thing!! :lol:
Miss Daisy
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have the dumptruck driver hare some wimmin pleasin tips with ya! apparantly she scored with a hot blonde! :shock:
aplusmnt
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Crowderfarms":3swbbk2x said:I'm fixin' to be bombarded with company the next few days, and may need an escape mechanism to put to use if things get to rough...Seems the Wife's sister has decided she dont like men no more and is bringing her new GIRLFRIEND with her for Christmas.Funny thing is between the 2 of em' they got 3 kids. :shock: Any offers? Any Advice?
Signed desperate inTennessee.
I have a couple floor jobs I have to do over Christmas because it is only time the business shuts down. Come on down, I will put you up in the office and you can make some money. How does $5.75 an hour sound? :lol:
Susie David
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I'd avoid terms like Muffin Muncher and laveandar lady...could get you into some real trouble.
We're expecting the oldest son to bring his latest gal pal home to visit...wonder if she will wear her tree bark camo or will go with the traditional white camo for midnight mass.
We all have some in our lives that bring real excitement.
DMc
We're expecting the oldest son to bring his latest gal pal home to visit...wonder if she will wear her tree bark camo or will go with the traditional white camo for midnight mass.
We all have some in our lives that bring real excitement.
DMc
fit2btied
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That's scary! I probably shouldn't say anything because I've never met you personally. But dun did show us the security tapes from your visit! :shock: I've been using it as the standard to pretend my family might be normal after all!cfpinz":2174e4uf said:
:lol:
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Crowderfarms
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cfpinz":m988lm39 said:
Heck CF. You know its a dual genital'd nanny goat.
Jogeephus
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I want to see pictures of the two gals under the mistletoe!!!!!! :lol:
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Crowderfarms
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Jogeephus":254su8a9 said:
Whadya say Joe?
You wanna see two gals ride a TOW Missle?
