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-------Original Message-------

From: Abel Navarro
Date: Thursday, March 11, 2004 11:16:43 PM
To: Brenda McLaine; Bond Joan
Subject: Fw: Your patriotic duty




Here is something we need when fighting for America. Hope it works.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Terrorist sentiment. ( a fifth of gin, vodka, rum, bourbon, scotch or schnapps will be the same proof)

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON


"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW--What a
Ride!!!"
 

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I say we make it an all day affair.
I just read it to the wife, when she comes down off the ceiling I'll ask her if that is a definite "no".
 

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