Another Year

[la4angus]

Another year has passed and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder.

I rack my brain for happy thoughts, to put down on my pad,
But lots of things that come to mind that make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand about "Living in the Past"

We used to go to weddings, football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes, and after-funeral brunches.

We used to have hangovers, from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches and while the night away.

We used to go out dining, and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags, come home and take a pill.

We used to often travel to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses from riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping for new clothing at the Mall
But, now we never bother... all the sizes are too small.

We used to go to nightclubs and drink a little booze.
Now we stay at home at night and watch the evening news.

That, my friend is how life is, and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up... before you're too damned old!

 

[Marty]

Well done.

 

[MULDOON]

YUP!!
your making me feel old. :lol: :lol: :cboy:
I wish i could write poems, the only poems I know would be deleted.

 

[Texan]

Nice hat, Muldoon!!!

 

[MULDOON]

Thanks, I like it :cboy:
I'm not your average , run of the mill , " Dumb Redneck" 8) :lol: ;-) :cboy:

 

[Anonymous]

"we used to have hangovers from partyes that were gay"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~does this mean your comeing out of the closet?

 

[la4angus]

"we used to have hangovers from partyes that were gay"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~does this mean your comeing out of the closet?

There was a time before the queers started coming out of the closet, before
your time, that the word "Gay" was meant to be having fun and enjoying life.
It had nothing to do with homosexuality, which was very seldom discussed at that time. I feel sure you are to young to know anything about that.

 

[Texan]

I think what LA is trying to say is that if he did anything gay at that party, it was 'cause he was really, really drunk. And all he remembers is waking up with the hangover, not anybody else. Is that right, LA? ;-) (By the way, don't misinterpret my wink!)

 

[la4angus]

Hahaha
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Campground Cattle]

Nice hat, Muldoon!!!

Not big enough for me

:cboy:

 

[certherfbeef]

I think what LA is trying to say is that if he did anything gay at that party, it was 'cause he was really, really drunk. And all he remembers is waking up with the hangover, not anybody else. Is that right, LA? Wink (By the way, don't misinterpret my wink!)

Now THAT is funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: