CattleAnnie
Well-known member
Yeah, I know this is pretty bad, but I just couldn't resist sharing this one.
;-)
A couple has a dog that snores. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep muttering to herself, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's
testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
The next night, the husband comes home late after being out late with
his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's
testicles, amazingly it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as
he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we
were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place.
;-)
A couple has a dog that snores. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep muttering to herself, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's
testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
The next night, the husband comes home late after being out late with
his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's
testicles, amazingly it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as
he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we
were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place.
