Another Good Reason To Not Lie

[Victoria]

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Chemistry and all of
them had an A so far.

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they
decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time,
but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make
it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they
would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they
visited friends but on the way back, had a flat tire. As a result, they
missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys
were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

He placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly
nswered the first problem, worth five points. Cool, they thought! Each ne in separate rooms, thought this is going to be easy. Then they turned the page.


the second page was written:
For 95 points: Which tire?

 

[Beefy]

the, um..rubber one, it was black! I swear!

 

[jaydill]

:lol: :clap:

 

[Beefy]

btw way i heard on paul harvey they are working on tires that will never go flat. not filled with air. he was saying how in the future we would have to explain to our kids about having a flat tire...

 

[chrisy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one...........many years ago before I think our times they had hard tyres sore on the bum I would think, over them bumps, good old Dunlop!!!

 

[Victoria]

btw way i heard on paul harvey they are working on tires that will never go flat. not filled with air. he was saying how in the future we would have to explain to our kids about having a flat tire...

I need those tires. Of course not being a feminist I find it easy to just stare at the tire with a lost expression and get help from a wonderful man. That doesn't work so well when there are only cows around though ... :roll: