I figure this one won;t last long!
A young lady was away from home at college for the first time. After a couple of months she wrote her dad and asked for money to buy a bicycle to be able to get around the rather large campus more easily. Dad sent the money, but the daughter decided to pass on the bike and instead bought a monkey to have as a pet. A couple of weeks later her pet got a skin condition and stared loosing it's hair. She wrote her dad and said "the hair is falling off my monkey", her dad responded, "sell the bike"
dun
A young lady was away from home at college for the first time. After a couple of months she wrote her dad and asked for money to buy a bicycle to be able to get around the rather large campus more easily. Dad sent the money, but the daughter decided to pass on the bike and instead bought a monkey to have as a pet. A couple of weeks later her pet got a skin condition and stared loosing it's hair. She wrote her dad and said "the hair is falling off my monkey", her dad responded, "sell the bike"
dun
