Anniversary Sex

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Jan 31, 2004
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Anniversary Sex

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can
do it for old time's sake.

"Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a good idea," she

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
having a
chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's not
any trouble."
he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the Old man
drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence,
the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!

She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!"

He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic
sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is
He thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old
man was going like a train- I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You had
sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a
fantastic life together.
Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says, "fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."