And then the fight started...

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Just Curious

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to

apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for

my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and

realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very

sorry,

but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said,

'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver

hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough

for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my

experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have

dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....



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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school

reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she

sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed,'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she

took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I

hear she

hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a

person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....



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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were

alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....

he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which

one are you?'

And then the fight started.....
 

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