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<blockquote data-quote="txag" data-source="post: 26243" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in</p><p>> their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.</p><p>> She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in</p><p>> front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the</p><p>> wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.</p><p>> "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".</p><p>></p><p>> The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.</p><p>></p><p>> The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring</p><p>> sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies.</p><p>></p><p>> The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"</p><p>></p><p>> "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.</p><p>></p><p>> The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"</p><p>></p><p>> "I remember that too" she replied softly.</p><p>></p><p>> He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out today."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="txag, post: 26243, member: 8"] A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in > their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in > front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the > wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. > "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". > > The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. > > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring > sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. > > The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" > > "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. > > The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" > > "I remember that too" she replied softly. > > He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out today." [/QUOTE]
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