preston39
Well-known member
...the ammunition.
Many good points here......
"Dear President Bush:
> > I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
> > extended family, and I would like to ask you to
> > assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from
> > the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
> > arrangements. I know you can help with this.
> > I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
> > passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure
> > they handle those things the same way you do here.
> > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
> > Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him
> > know that I will be expecting the following:
> > 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
> > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
> > services I might need, whether I use them or not.
> > 3. All government forms need to be printed in
> > English.
> > 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking
> > teachers.
> > 5. Schools need to include classes on American
> > culture and history.
> > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on
> > the top of the flag pole at their school with the
> > Mexican flag flying lower down.
> > 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both
> > breakfast and lunch.
> > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I
> > can get easy access to government services.
> > 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I
> > won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
> > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does
> > not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone,
> > please be sure that all police officers speak
> > English.
> > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top,
> > put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic
> > celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
> > complaints or negative comments from the locals.
> > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without
> > paying any taxes, and don?t enforce any labor laws
> > or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be
extremely nice and never say a critical word about
me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already
do all these things for all the people who come to
the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't
mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite
him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help."
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Please, please pass it on. Maybe...just maybe we can regain some national sense!
Many good points here......
"Dear President Bush:
> > I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
> > extended family, and I would like to ask you to
> > assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from
> > the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
> > arrangements. I know you can help with this.
> > I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
> > passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure
> > they handle those things the same way you do here.
> > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
> > Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him
> > know that I will be expecting the following:
> > 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
> > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
> > services I might need, whether I use them or not.
> > 3. All government forms need to be printed in
> > English.
> > 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking
> > teachers.
> > 5. Schools need to include classes on American
> > culture and history.
> > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on
> > the top of the flag pole at their school with the
> > Mexican flag flying lower down.
> > 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both
> > breakfast and lunch.
> > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I
> > can get easy access to government services.
> > 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I
> > won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
> > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does
> > not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone,
> > please be sure that all police officers speak
> > English.
> > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top,
> > put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic
> > celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
> > complaints or negative comments from the locals.
> > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without
> > paying any taxes, and don?t enforce any labor laws
> > or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be
extremely nice and never say a critical word about
me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already
do all these things for all the people who come to
the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't
mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite
him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help."
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Please, please pass it on. Maybe...just maybe we can regain some national sense!
