Crowderfarms
Well-known member
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
> >
> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
> > Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
> > and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
> > removed.
> >
> > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
> > vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
> > you chop away.
> >
> > 3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting
> > the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
> >
> > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> > yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
> > the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
> >
> > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
> > will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
> > sleep after you hit the snooze button.
> >
> > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> > laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
> >
> > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
> > hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
> >
> > Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
> > life really are:
> >
> > You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
> > doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
> > shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
> >
> >
> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
> > Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
> > and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
> > removed.
> >
> > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
> > vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
> > you chop away.
> >
> > 3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting
> > the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
> >
> > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> > yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
> > the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
> >
> > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
> > will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
> > sleep after you hit the snooze button.
> >
> > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> > laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
> >
> > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
> > hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
> >
> > Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
> > life really are:
> >
> > You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
> > doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
> > shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
> >
