AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)

[dun]

>
>
> 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY
> GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU SLICE.
>
> 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE
> TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
>
> 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT
> YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR
> VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
>
> 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
> PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE
> SNOOZE BUTTON.
>
> 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF
> LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
>
> 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
> IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND
> DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
>
> 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN
> ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
>
>
> DAILY THOUGHT:
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

 

[grannysoo]

> DAILY THOUGHT:
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

And that's the best of all of them. Thanks dun!

 

[farmwriter]

Good stuff, dun.

 

[chrisy]

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT
> YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR
> VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
there's a few people I would like to do this, and not remember the timer.
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