Running Arrow Bill
Well-known member
I'm bored...anyway...
- Tofu: Drywall Paste
Shrimp: Large Scorpions
Cooked Spinich: Stock Tank Algae
Crawdads: Larger Scorpions
Sushi: Bait
Rare Steak: Fresh Warm Kill
Liver: Live, Almost Killed
Soy Milk: Water Floating On Top of Drywall Paste
Buttermilk: Milk Left Out of Refrigerator Too Long
Crab Legs: Must Not Be That Hungry...Time to Spare
Sardines: More Bait
Average Supermarket Bacon: Fat Back
Dr Pepper: Canned Prune Juice
Buffalo Wings: Flavor, Nothing Else
Boiled Okra: (I don't want to go here)
Starbucks Coffee: $1.00 coffee + $4.00 show & advertising, marketing
Weiners: Tube Steaks
Balogna: Flat Steaks
Bagels: Hockey Pucks
Oysters: Slimy Things
White Bread: Plumber's Friend