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Running Arrow Bill

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I'm bored...anyway...

  • Tofu: Drywall Paste
    Shrimp: Large Scorpions
    Cooked Spinich: Stock Tank Algae
    Crawdads: Larger Scorpions
    Sushi: Bait
    Rare Steak: Fresh Warm Kill
    Liver: Live, Almost Killed
    Soy Milk: Water Floating On Top of Drywall Paste
    Buttermilk: Milk Left Out of Refrigerator Too Long
    Crab Legs: Must Not Be That Hungry...Time to Spare
    Sardines: More Bait
    Average Supermarket Bacon: Fat Back
    Dr Pepper: Canned Prune Juice
    Buffalo Wings: Flavor, Nothing Else
    Boiled Okra: (I don't want to go here)
    Starbucks Coffee: $1.00 coffee + $4.00 show & advertising, marketing
    Weiners: Tube Steaks
    Balogna: Flat Steaks
    Bagels: Hockey Pucks
    Oysters: Slimy Things
    White Bread: Plumber's Friend
 

dun

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I thought hot dogs were "fillet of mule tool"
 

chrisy

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Bagles, ours are different to yours, and if you had ever had ours you wouldn't say that, ours are smaller and lighter and very soft.
will agree with all of the others.
 

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