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Running Arrow Bill

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A friend sent this one to me...

ATLANTA AIRPORT -
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of
you will enjoy this more than others. Southerners can be so polite!



Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R



Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."





Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."



Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."



Pause...





Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"



Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."



Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."



Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
 

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