chrisy
Well-known member
Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since
it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just
below your left breast'.
**
Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.*
over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since
it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just
below your left breast'.
**
Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.*
