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<blockquote data-quote="Jay" data-source="post: 19621" data-attributes="member: 41"><p>ABOUT GROWING OLDER............</p><p> </p><p>First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. </p><p></p><p>Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line </p><p>for. </p><p></p><p>Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want </p><p>people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. </p><p></p><p>Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. </p><p></p><p>Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up or </p><p>leaks. </p><p></p><p>Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. </p><p></p><p>Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it </p><p>is such a nice change from being young. </p><p></p><p>Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has </p><p>been. </p><p></p><p>Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. </p><p></p><p>Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was </p><p>called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jay, post: 19621, member: 41"] ABOUT GROWING OLDER............ First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up or leaks. Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. :P [/QUOTE]
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