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<blockquote data-quote="TLCfromARK" data-source="post: 26186" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>Here's are some translations of words we use down south for our friends up north.ANY GOOD SOUTH'NER WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN PEACHES</p><p>> > WILL UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD BELOW!</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The Association of Southern Schools has decided to</p><p>> > pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar</p><p>> > pipeline through Washington designating Southern</p><p>> > slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in</p><p>> > all Southern schools. The following are excerpts</p><p>> > from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of</p><p>> > greeting.</p><p>> > Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive</p><p>> > "to borrow."</p><p>> > Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida.</p><p>> > Capitol is Lanner.</p><p>> > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup</p><p>> > truck and took it to Lanner."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh.</p><p>> > Capitol is Berminhayam.</p><p>> > Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'</p><p>> > left $20,000,000 in improvements."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.</p><p>> > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup</p><p>> > truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.</p><p>> > Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of</p><p>> > barley, hops, and yeast.</p><p>> > Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 9.) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas</p><p>> > native."</p><p>> > Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts.</p><p>> > Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of</p><p>> > that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few</p><p>> > munts ago."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.</p><p>> > Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh</p><p>> > puts all in my pickup truck."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.</p><p>> > Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change</p><p>> > the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch</p><p>> > far."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.</p><p>> > Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from</p><p>> > Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.</p><p>> > Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't</p><p>> > rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in</p><p>> > Paris sometime."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.</p><p>> > Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to</p><p>> > engage in battle or combat.</p><p>> > Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm</p><p>> > gonna whup y'uh."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.</p><p>> > Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for</p><p>> > are rats."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place.</p><p>> > Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer".</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.</p><p>> > Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed</p><p>> > ... must be from some farn country."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 20.) DID - (adjective) - Not alive.</p><p>> > Usage: "He's did, Jim."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas</p><p>> > containing oxygen.</p><p>> > Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some</p><p>> > ARE!"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.</p><p>> > Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war</p><p>> > fence."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.</p><p>> > Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh</p><p>> > got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 24.) HAZE a contraction.</p><p>> > Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze</p><p>> > ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see."</p><p>> > Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City".</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.</p><p>> > Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ...</p><p>> > view?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.</p><p>> > Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TLCfromARK, post: 26186, member: 198"] Here's are some translations of words we use down south for our friends up north.ANY GOOD SOUTH'NER WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN PEACHES > > WILL UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD BELOW! > > > > The Association of Southern Schools has decided to > > pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar > > pipeline through Washington designating Southern > > slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in > > all Southern schools. The following are excerpts > > from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary. > > > > 1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting. > > > > 2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of > > greeting. > > Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?" > > > > 3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive > > "to borrow." > > Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." > > > > 4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. > > Capitol is Lanner. > > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup > > truck and took it to Lanner." > > > > 5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. > > Capitol is Berminhayam. > > Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' > > left $20,000,000 in improvements." > > > > 6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. > > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup > > truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." > > > > 7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. > > Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." > > > > 8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of > > barley, hops, and yeast. > > Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." > > > > 9.) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas > > native." > > Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!" > > > > 10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts. > > Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of > > that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few > > munts ago." > > > > 11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. > > Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh > > puts all in my pickup truck." > > > > 12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. > > Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change > > the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch > > far." > > > > 13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. > > Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from > > Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." > > > > 14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. > > Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't > > rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in > > Paris sometime." > > > > 15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. > > Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." > > > > 16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to > > engage in battle or combat. > > Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm > > gonna whup y'uh." > > > > 17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. > > Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for > > are rats." > > > > 18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place. > > Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer". > > > > 19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. > > Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed > > ... must be from some farn country." > > > > 20.) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. > > Usage: "He's did, Jim." > > > > 21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas > > containing oxygen. > > Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some > > ARE!" > > > > 22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. > > Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war > > fence." > > > > 23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. > > Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh > > got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" > > > > 24.) HAZE a contraction. > > Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze > > ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf." > > > > 25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see." > > Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City". > > > > 26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. > > Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... > > view?" > > > > 27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. > > Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert." > [/QUOTE]
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